Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	271	Potions Brewed:	156
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	6947
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

VR4U

Creative, Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Votes:	2343
Ores Mined:	6943	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

VR4U offers a wide variety of gamemodes including: Survival, Creative, and Pixelmon! We at the VR4U network strive to make every player enjoy their experience here and are always eager to lend a helping hand.

vr4u.shockbyte.cc

HarmSMP

PvP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Welcome!

HarmSMP is an anarchy server where greifing, stealing, scamming and killing is allowed! There are rules to follow so join our discord server to read them: https://discord.gg/sKTpMQmaSv

One more thing, our staff are the friendliest people on the server so please treat them with some respect!

HarmSMP.mcserver.ws

World of Minecraft NL Lobby

Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1149
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Dutch Nederlandstalige Minecraft Server 24h/7d.

IP: lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

Online since 2010! Been offline for 0 days!

lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

HyCube

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9329	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

HyCube Network

It is a server focused on pvp and new adventures, the server currently has a PrisonOP mode with many new features never seen before. We also have a Survival 1.16-1.19 with the latest features of the Minecraft game.

What are you waiting for to enter?!

mc.hycube.us

CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

Faction, Faction Pvp, Grief, Hardcore, Magic, PvP, Raid

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	159797
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staff width= Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

cherrymc.xyz

PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Community, Shaded, Shadedgg, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	246
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	4788
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

SphereCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
New Chunks Explored:	160241	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

108.60.193.142:25885

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Animals Bred:	60	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

144.217.178.36:25581

CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

Boss, Bosses, Catscraft, Creative, Creativeplots, Events, Freeworldedit, Hideandseek, Minigames, Prophunt, Ranks, Skyblock, Skyblocks, Survival, Worldedit

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	6457	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mines Excavated:	1018	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

catscraft.net

The Metaverse

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mines Excavated:	1513
Animals Bred:	116	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

The Metaverse is a very unique and customized server with factions, multiverse, and over 30 other plugins to keep you endlessly entertained and secure. 95% of players who join become a permanent player on our network, so quit reading about us and come see for yourself!

s12.hosthorde.com:25573

Clover Kingdom

Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

play.cloverkingdom.org:2072

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	151
Mines Excavated:	3799	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

play.minearchy.com

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ores Mined:	1180
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

oyna.uzakdiyar.net

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

ravand.org

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1968
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	1676

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Blobmc.mc-dns.net