Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ores Mined:	9102
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Beefy’s Minecraft World (Free Nickname, NO pay-to-win, NO phantoms)

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	732	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Beefy’s Minecraft World is where you’ll find a chill community, familiar gameplay, and great quality-of-life features for FREE.Everyone has access to the most common quality of life features including /back, /tpa, /auction, /pwarp, /seen, /nickname, /backpack, keepinv, spawner mining and more!Besides disabling common grief features, like explosions, most minecraft mechanics are fully functional, like mob farms and raids.Check us out!

45.159.6.53:25924

PixelTV

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

216.185.114.83:25665

Stormforge

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9971	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

-Semi-Vanilla -Teamspeak: ts.Stormforgemc.com -Pacific Time Zone (GMT -8) -Home ran -Maintained weekly if not daily. -Small work in progress website and Forum. -Based in Coeur D’ Alene, ID.

play.stormforgemc.com

play.hrotus.ro

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2556	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	853	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

– At the end of each season the top 5 factions in /ftop will be awarded. 1. 10 euros PayPal + 40 euros on the donation site 2. 30 euros on the donation site 3. 20 euros on the donation site 4. 10 euros on the donation site 5. 10 euros on the donation site

play.hrotus.ro

MC Legends

Economy, Shop, Shops, Survival, TOWN, Towny, War, Wars

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5471
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

MC Legends is a towny server released in January of 2024. In MC Legends, you can expect to find content updates very commonly alongside active admins. One of the many features that makes MC Legends a unique experience is the focus on economy. The shop prices fluctuate with supply and demand. Players can purchase stocks, buy lottery tickets, etc. Everything is carefully balanced for a truly unique and engaging experience.

158.69.54.24:23011

Steam and Copper Origins SMP – 1.19.2 – Custom Origins – Create – Modded

1192server, 1192smp, 1192survival, Automation, Biomancy, Create, Createsmp, Createsurvival, Dwarf, Dwarfs, Economy, Economysurvival, Elves, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farmersdelight, Immersiveengineering, Modded, Moddedsmp, new, Newserver, Newworld, Orc, orcs, Origins, Originssmp, smp, Softrp, Survival, update, Updated, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to the Steam and Copper, a heavily modded survival SMP, with focus on automation, economy, factions and exploration. Here you’ll find some of the more amazing mods to sink hours of playtime into, such as;

-Create (Including Create New Age, and also most addons aviable!)

-Biomancy (Flesh magic and dark arts. Who wouldn’t want to get into that?)

-Terralith (Fancy world generation, for sights that’ll take your breath away)

-Origins (Yes we have origins, yes they’re custom made for this server)

-Most FTB mods. Want veinmine? minimap? a team to conquer this land with? You got it!

-Immersive Engineering (Any tech fan should know this mod by now)

-Farmer’s Delight (And again, it’s many addons)

And many more minor additions to make your gameplay more interesting.

We’re a small community, and server is as fresh as it gets. Come, join us in this world, where age of Steam and Copper has finally come!

Discord link, where you can learn more; https://discord.gg/tSqJnuxx9y

Modpack download link; https://drive.google.com/SaC2Manual

Curseforge import link; https://drive.google.com/file/SaC2CurseForge

SteamAndCopper.mine.game:29084

Lifemud

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

* Spaceships * Towny * NPCs * Weapons * Vehicles * Extra Crops * Space * Inhabitable planets * Jobs *** NO MODS NEEDED *** LifeMUD is a server that is designed to be challenging and community operated. The towns and locations are all player built as is most of the infrastructure. This is a difficult place to live, if you think you are tough enough come and pay us a visit.

The space dimension is truly huge and with a wide range of planets to explore there is always something to do or somewhere go. We have vehicles, space ships you design yourself, weapons and custom crops.

Join us now! http://lifemud-reborn.com

lifemud-reborn.com

VR4U

Creative, Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Votes:	1307	Animals Bred:	70
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	8702
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

VR4U offers a wide variety of gamemodes including: Survival, Creative, and Pixelmon! We at the VR4U network strive to make every player enjoy their experience here and are always eager to lend a helping hand.

vr4u.shockbyte.cc

HarmSMP

PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome!

HarmSMP is an anarchy server where greifing, stealing, scamming and killing is allowed! There are rules to follow so join our discord server to read them: https://discord.gg/sKTpMQmaSv

One more thing, our staff are the friendliest people on the server so please treat them with some respect!

HarmSMP.mcserver.ws

World of Minecraft NL Lobby

Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6304
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Dutch Nederlandstalige Minecraft Server 24h/7d.

IP: lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

Online since 2010! Been offline for 0 days!

lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

HyCube

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

HyCube Network

It is a server focused on pvp and new adventures, the server currently has a PrisonOP mode with many new features never seen before. We also have a Survival 1.16-1.19 with the latest features of the Minecraft game.

What are you waiting for to enter?!

mc.hycube.us

CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

Faction, Faction Pvp, Grief, Hardcore, Magic, PvP, Raid

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staff width= Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

cherrymc.xyz

PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Community, Shaded, Shadedgg, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ores Mined:	6783	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

SphereCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

108.60.193.142:25885

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

144.217.178.36:25581