Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DuckoMC

    DuckoMC

    This server is hosted by Minehut free, fast server hosting for everyone Server version: 1.15.2 We Have Creative, Survival, and Pvp (coming soon)

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Neerey

    Neerey

    Get a reward by voting for SaviorPvP, a new up-coming factions server owned by Neerey! Version 1.8.8-1.14.4

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Saintsmc

    Saintsmc

    Saints is a Lifesteal SMP server, it consist of custom biomes and a few custom addons. We do weekly/monthly giveaways and key drops. We offer bedrock and java support for the latest versions.

    We currently have a small community, but we are looking to grow. Aslong with growing were looking for friendly staff, to apply you must join the discord and dm Momt.

    We are looking to grow are custom plugins, right now we only have a few. Come pop in and say hello!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PokeDream

    PokeDream

    Welcome to the PokeDream Pixelmon Server!

    Hey, if you’re looking for a great server driven with passion for Minecraft and Pokemon, you’re in the right place! We’re a Pixelmon server that is always looking at things from a player’s perspective! Bring your friends and check us out!

    Check us out at https://pokedream.enjin.com Join our server with play.pokedream.org Hang out with us on discord at http://discord.gg/QMKe9wH

    Requires Forge and the Pixelmon Mod installed to join.

    We look forward to meeting you on the server!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HagalCraft Network

    HagalCraft Network

    Welcome to HagalCraft Network.. From here you can support us with your vote and at the same time you will be rewarded within the server!!

    IP: hagalcraft.com

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2492 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Snowmc

    Snowmc
    Server IP: snowmc.uk.to:49292

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2108 Dragon Eggs Found: 8743

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FadedPVP

    FadedPVP

    Classic Kit PVP server, adding a questing system and more to the server soon!

    Minecraft versions 1.8 – 1.15.1 old combat mechanics! Recommended to play on 1.15.1 because certain features like the scoreboard do not work with minecraft version 1.13 or lower.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Endix

    Endix
    Welcome to Endix!

    Join our server set in the worlds of the End and play our survival game with your [email protected]on 1.13 – 1.19.4 (1.19.4 recommended).

    Premium y No premium ✅

    We currently have a Survival server.

    Soon we will have a Parkour server and another for SkyWars, although we accept suggestions in our discord: https://discord.com/invite/Mnjspz3T86

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Koldrix GROUP

    Koldrix GROUP

    Survival Game! Economy! Towny!

    Others plugins: – ChestShop – Authme – PVP Arena – Mob Arena – Jobs – DynMap – Quests

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Water smp

    Water smp

    Water SMP is a whitelisted survival server that aims to provide an authentic Minecraft experience without any game-altering plugins. To join and start playing, you must apply through our Discord server. Please note that you must be a legal adult (18 years or older) to apply.

    Here’s what Water SMP has to offer:

    – Nether Highway Hub: Our Nether Hub provides convenient access to your bases.– Active Shop District: Engage in the economy within our server’s dedicated shop district. Trade and interact with other players to acquire resources and items.– Player-Run Economy: Take part in a dynamic player-run economy, where you can set up your own shops, buy and sell items, and contribute to the in-game marketplace.– Vote Rewards: By actively voting for our server, you can earn vote rewards.– Anti-Griefing Measures: Water SMP server implements anti-griefing measures to protect your builds and ensure a positive gameplay experience.– Growing Community: Interact with like-minded players, collaborate on projects, and forge new friendships.– Live Map of the Server: Stay updated with the server’s progress and explore its vast landscapes through our live map feature.

    To apply for access to Water SMP, please visit our Discord server: discord.com/invite/nrUepxZQAw

    Server IP: play.watersmp.online

    We look forward to welcoming you to the Water SMP community!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Farms Harvested: 915

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ScuteCraft

    ScuteCraft

    ScuteCraft Network (OP Factions) Join now with IP: play.scutecraft.net Now on 1.16.1!

    ScuteCraft is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. We’re constantly adding new ideas and open to all. We look forward to having you as a part of our community!

    Features: -OP Factions – OP prison -Creative (Now with larger plots) -Survival

    IP: play.scutecraft.net Website: www.scutecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nUZS5kh

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Factions-Central

    Factions-Central

    New Server for making frients, doing factions, going economy (we have an auction house) doing, shop, plugins, PvP ownage, doing, and come on in we are giving ranks away to players come on in!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Lagcraft

    Lagcraft

    LAG CRAFT, the laziest server in Portugal!

    A world in which you can be whoever you want, you can be a king, a merchant or an adventurer… Here you choose!

    Our server, created by Jabiraca2323, afonleon and sandroXP, has an active and friendly community, where you can make friends (or marriage 😏 ) and fight your enemies in the big PVP arena!!!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Team_SAO

    Team_SAO

    Hi, This is a server where u can enjoy playing survival, the same things that u do in a normal survival world but with more players and trading items with other player and selling and buy stuffs using ingame money, Hope fully some of u guys would join.

    Head Admin SaO_Eugeo

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • UMBCraft

    UMBCraft

    A server dedicated to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County All are welcome to join and enjoy several gamemodes! Towny / Middle School Random item Skyblock Anarchy Kit PvP Factions and more coming soon!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Villages Defended: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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