Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Potions Brewed: 50
    Crops Grown: 7403 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Mines Excavated: 4719
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Runes Activated: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Mines Excavated: 1405 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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