Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	540023	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9159	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Farms Harvested:	268

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	634
Ores Mined:	9046	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!