Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • b253 anarchy

    b253 anarchy

    A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Crops Grown: 8973
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Potions Brewed: 23
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AquaPearl

    AquaPearl

    Welcome to AquaPearl!

    Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

    Key Highlights for ALL Members:

    Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

    Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

    Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

    AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Farms Harvested: 988
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 54 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 426 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Star Shards Collected: 191
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7227

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Animals Bred: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Emeralds Found: 1036
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Star Shards Collected: 211 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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