Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	7051	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	9099
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	233
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8209
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	774

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3042
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mines Excavated:	1659	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6120
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	8183
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Votes:	5702
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Towns Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	369108
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Animals Bred:	84
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3608
Buildings Constructed:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Villages Defended:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5160	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online