Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	123	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Towns Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	1637	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	100	Undead Armies Raised:	1

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9156

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3587
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ores Mined:	3962
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5203

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com