Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	297
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crops Grown:	2311
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ores Mined:	1098
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Crops Grown:	5124
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	40

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	3203

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
New Chunks Explored:	128918	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	297
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593