Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	5376
Enchantments Applied:	81	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	469	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

ms.minefreeze.net

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4026	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

147.135.8.224:25580

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Zombie Dances:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	941	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

play.sovereigncraft.com

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	5431	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Kimucraft.fun

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

play.zafirocraft.com

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

play.godspunky.in

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Votes:	5613	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

play.secretgarden.tech

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	310
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Love Letters Sent:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1166	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6600
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com