Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	191
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimension Hops:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	33775
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Emeralds Found:	6436	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9348
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7773	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	664
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Falling into the Void:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Votes:	4417	Enchantments Applied:	145
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2623	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	76
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1585	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	155	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696