Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8365	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	131	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	940
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Crops Grown:	2877
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	185488
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1851
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	11

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Animals Bred:	64
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runes Activated:	5

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	116	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3856	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

WheatField.MC.GG

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

mc.furryrefuge.com

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	172
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

149.56.107.7

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Play.SwyftMC.net