Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	88	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EraMC

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En–>Era is a community-driven Minecraft server catering to players who appreciate the old-school survival experience. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) gameplay environment similar to the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on providing a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that drastically alter gameplay.Ru–>Era is a community aimed at players who appreciate the old-fashioned survival experience in Minecraft. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) style gaming environment reminiscent of the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on offering a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that radically change

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArticMc

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

IP: Play.articmc.us Discord: discord.gg/articmc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5207
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	165	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	273	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Angor Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Angor Craft is a server that owns two servers. Geopolitical subserver and LifeSteal. Vote for the server if it’s valid, and if not then prosecute

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChillSMP Survival 1.19

Cavesandcliffs, Cavesandcliffssmp, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Welcome to ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on earth, hands down. We’re a Survival server running on 1.19 with new world generation—the latest version of Minecraft.

[+] Grief Protection[+] Player Ran Economy[+] Need Staff[+] Free Ranks[+] Vehicles[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.chillsmp.orgPORT: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Crops Grown:	8918	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	200413	Villages Defended:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock

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isoVerse is a new Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.

Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!

In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!

Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!

Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!

On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!

In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!

Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OgMc

Survival, Vanilla

og mc is a server with a nice community and a good dsicord server. this server has no excessive mods that alter the game 7000 ways to heavan. ive seen that these server are like non existant anymore so i went ahead and made this. enjoy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NulCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Nulcraft is a Minecraft PvP server in 1.8.9. It is a server created by the two YouTubers AzpazTV and Ikutsen.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Shadow Kingdom Network | mc.shadowkingdom.org

Antigrief, Creative, Economy, Freebuild, Minigames, Plots, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Shadow Kingdom!

Our network is divided between two main gamemodes: Creative Build Discovery and Towny Survival.

Creative Build Discovery

Creative Build Discovery is a creative-mode server that puts an emphasis on sharing your builds with the community. Using our custom build discovery and submission system, you can earn server ranks by sharing your creations with friends. We offer both regular-sized and large-sized plots upon joining the server for the first time, so you should never run out of space for creation. We also offer some of the most advanced building tools easily accessible such as WorldEdit, Arceon, VoxelSniper, GoBrush, GoPaint, and more!

CreativeBD: How To Submit A Build [Tutorial]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch3xGRFIciE

Towny Survival

We also run a high-class Towny server, which offers competitive PvP, free ranks, land protections, and so much more! Our Towny server allows toggleable PvP, an economy-oriented ranking ladder, and no griefing/stealing, creating a very laid back experience. On our Towny server, the economy is community-driven. This means that there is no admin shop, and everyone has the ability to create their own marketplaces and make extra money by selling their valuables to fellow players!

Conclusion

Here at Shadow Kingdom, we work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! http://shadowkingdom.org/

We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	297

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hotdog Water | Hardcore Vanilla Survival | Semi-Anarchy

Anarchy, Grief, HARD, Hardcore, PvP, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla

Hotdog Water is hardcore.The experience here is meant to replicate, as closely as possible, playing hardcore Minecraft with a group of friends. To this end there isn’t a fixed reset date/time period. Instead, world reset is determined democratically. A continuous vote is held on discord, and a 2/3 majority is required to reset.

This server is vanilla.We use a couple of plugins for optimization and moderation, and there is an optional custom resource pack. It turns water buckets into hotdog water buckets, just for a bit of branding. A vanilla scoreboard is used to show player hearts in the tab list. It’s fun to watch people die or almost die when they’re in a tough spot.Otherwise there are no game changing modifications.There is no random teleport.There is no teleport to bed.There is no land claim.There are no factions.There is no economy (except that built by players).

RulesPVP is allowed.Griefing is allowed.Fun is allowed.You can curse and swear and joke around, just don’t be a wiener.No cheating/hacking.

Discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Anarcheart

Anarchy, LifeSteal

AnarcHeart is a semianarchy server with lifesteal plugin on. You can kill players and gain there hearts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Imperium

Adventure, Community, Fun, MCMMO, Survival

A brand new Minecraft server based on the world download of one of the best minecraft community servers Datblock! Come join the Survival world with a lot of different plugins added to ensure everyone can have a great time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2752	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Emeralds Found:	9668	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Iterum

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Again – Iterum is an original fantasy-based world filled with magic and mythical creatures.

Kingdoms: Player-run kingdoms with their own governments! Become a kingdom leader and command your subjects.

War: Fight against other nations in war and prove dominance.

RPG: Explore an open-world map where you can fight bosses, take on quests, and take on the responsibilities of your nation.

PvP: You can practice and perfect your magic with friends in one of our many arenas!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shadowblockz

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skywars, Towny

Shadowblockz is a Minecraft Network providing a variety of different gamemodes for users to enjoy!

Currently on the network: Factions Towny Skyblock Creative KitPVP Skywars

We are constantly devising new ways to expand the network, adding more enjoyable content.

We are one of the longest running Minecraft servers, Created on November 27th 2011

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkyCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

SkyCraft is a Network in Spanish where you will find different game modes. What are you waiting for? We are waiting! You will not regret!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

❅ WINTERCREST SMP ❅ 1.20.2+ [Grief Protection] [Semi-Vanilla] [Survival] [Custom Worlds] [FRIENDLY]

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❅ WINTERCREST SMP ❅ 1.20.2+ [Grief Protection] [Semi-Vanilla] [Survival] [Custom Worlds] [FRIENDLY] Minecraft Server

❄️WinterCrest is a Survival Server like no other!❄️

Fed up of logging into find your precious buildings griefed? Looking for a non-grief community where you can make friends, relax and build? Well WinterCrest is for you!

IP Address: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COMRules: ClickDiscord: Click

We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone; chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked! We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! (Just ask our dedicated player base!) ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!

So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When you’re feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players!

Our Community – Be instantly welcomed into our community & make friends! When you join the server you can start off in our official server town if you prefer to live around others! Even if you want to build alone, players are always keen to see your build and help you at any time!

Frequent Events – Build contests, Mob Battles, Minigames, scavenger hunts, and much more!

Custom Nether & End – We’ve spiced up these worlds! Find custom items that’ll knock your socks off!

Perks – Earn various perks by purchasing them with in-game currency or using Crate Keys obtained by voting!

Custom Items – From Cars, Trains, and Planes to Pinatas, Reindeer and ….Unicorn Poop.- We have a huge range of custom items for you to enjoy – all without requiring a texture pack!

Custom Plugins – We have a dedicated development team who frequently bring us fantastic custom plugins that set us apart from the crowd!

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	157

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!