Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Farms Harvested:	327	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fyre Games

Hardcore, PvP

We’re back! – http://fyre.cc/discord

IP: fyre.cc Store: store.fyre.cc Website: fyre.cc Teamspeak: ts.fyre.cc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	6585
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Mines Excavated:	3694	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RulerCraft

Atlas, bedrock, Casino, Countries, Cultures, Custom, Desi, Dungeons, Earth, Earthmc, Earthtowny, Economy, Empire, Empires, Faction, Geomc, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser, Graddod, History, Imperial, Map, MCMMO, Nations, Pocketedition, Politics, PvE, PvP, Religions, Roleplay, RPG, Ruler, Siege, smp, Smpearth, Towns, Towny, Wars

What RulerCraft offers:

Earth:– Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.

Towny:– Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.

Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.

Perks:– Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more!

Senate:– Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.

Good community:– Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.

Righteous staff:– Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.

Optional PvP:– You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed in the wild.

Wars & Neutrality:– We offer organized battles for wars with a custom war system. Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral to avoid wars.

Dungeons:– Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple and Creeper Tomb with plenty of mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Custom Bosses with endgame loot as a cherry on top.

Java & Bedrock support:– play on any device you want.

Visit our website to see more features and information.

play.rulercraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

IcON Network

LifeSteal

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Menacecraft Survival Server [Java and Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Familyfriendly, Familyoriented, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Menacecraft, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams, Traders, Vanilla

Brand new survival season for Java and Bedrock Edition! Including Creative and OneBlock game play. Join our tightknit community of young and adult players and make new friends! Players are always looking out for each other. We have an expansive spawn point, online server map (Dynmap), custom ranks, McMMO, grief protection, robust trading post, economy system, jobs to earn XP and in-game money, randomly spawning dungeons, and weekly events.

The server owners are always adding new features and expanding the game. Jump in, stake out some land, and make friends! Join us on Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9m.

Java IP: MenaceGamer.comBedrock IP: 51.81.166.111 Port: 25731Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9mServer Map 51.81.166.111:1070/

• Survival (multiple maps)• Oneblock Survival• Creative• McMMO• Dungeons• Custom Ranks• Dynmap• Loot Crates• Grief Protection• Economy and Jobs• Team Building• Custom Commands

We look forward to playing with you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HyperPots

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to HyperPots [1.8] [JUST RELEASED]an awesome Faction experience well known for its welcoming community, fun events and features!

With Many More Game Modes To Come !

Come and join our welcoming community now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	2327

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LunarHC Lifesteal 1.18

Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Network, Pve Economy, Survival

Welcome to LunarHC Lifesteal. Our server has the best community on the game! We’re an Lifesteal server running on 1.18. The latest version of Minecraft.

[+] 10 Lifes[+] Player Ran Economy[+] PVP | GRIEFING | RAIDING[+] Free Ranks[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.lunarhc.comPORT: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SolaceMC SMP 1.20+

Chestshops, Delivery, Economy, Envoys, Factories, Jobs, Levels, Lottery, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Survival, Worldgen

And so many more things to do! and a whole lot more plugins!

We also have very friendly staff and a great small community already to start off and build it even more!

We are looking for more staff so please contact an administrator on our Discord, LINK above ^

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4248
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sunshineblossoms

Survival, Vanilla

Fun new Minecraft server to play on with friends! We have tons of fun events with custom items, a nice community and staff team, and lots more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

muddcraft

Survival

A simple 1.20.2 Server with some cool plugins to keep those folks in check. Basically a pure Survival Server, but we will be doing some work through-out.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CosmosMC – Earth – Survival – Lifesteal

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Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Lifesteal gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.cosmosmc.orgPORT: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	5404	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EraMC

18x, Anticheat, Antixray, best, Bestserver, Brandnew, Brandnewmap, Community, Countries, Country, Cracked, Crackedserver, Discord, Empire, Empires, GOLD, Goldenage, new, Newserver, Old, Olddays, Oldschool, PvP, rule, rules, Ruling, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla

En–>Era is a community-driven Minecraft server catering to players who appreciate the old-school survival experience. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) gameplay environment similar to the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on providing a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that drastically alter gameplay.Ru–>Era is a community aimed at players who appreciate the old-fashioned survival experience in Minecraft. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) style gaming environment reminiscent of the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on offering a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that radically change

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ArticMc

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

IP: Play.articmc.us Discord: discord.gg/articmc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Angor Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Angor Craft is a server that owns two servers. Geopolitical subserver and LifeSteal. Vote for the server if it’s valid, and if not then prosecute

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChillSMP Survival 1.19

Cavesandcliffs, Cavesandcliffssmp, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Welcome to ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on earth, hands down. We’re a Survival server running on 1.19 with new world generation—the latest version of Minecraft.

[+] Grief Protection[+] Player Ran Economy[+] Need Staff[+] Free Ranks[+] Vehicles[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.chillsmp.orgPORT: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock

118server, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Epic, Freebuild, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Network, Paintball, Parkour, Players, Protection, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survivial

isoVerse is a new Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.

Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!

In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!

Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!

Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!

On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!

In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!

Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.