Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4678	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	2147	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	New Chunks Explored:	305708
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.