Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1240
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8941	Dragon Eggs Found:	2288
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchantments Applied:	175
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7648	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	519301
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	939374	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.