Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6375	Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchantments Applied:	154	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	229	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3074	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	873	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2297	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6471	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.