Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	141	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Farms Harvested:	579

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magic Items Found:	1857	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	711	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Potions Brewed:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6805	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.