Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Legacy mc

Balanced Economy, bedrock, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, Peaceful, Vanilla

Welcome to LegacyMC, fresh and peaceful SMP! Community-focused (we mean it) server that focuses on economy and no griefing with a hint of PVP… We have a time and place for everything! Server is crossplay so java and bedrock players can join and play together. We have custom lore will bring a lot of lore focused events, like solving mystery, secret trasure hunt and much more

The server provides a number of plugins like keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, playershops and more that improve the user experience while adhering to the core principles of Minecraft.

By supporting the server voting you can earn ranks and perks that come with it.

What are you waiting for? Join now and start your “Legacy”

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CryoCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

A frosty themed minecraft server with a unique Skyblock and a semi-vanilla Factions. Skyblock includes mcmmo, custom enchants, robots, ranks, crates, mobcoins, and much much more. Factions however is quite vanilla with the exception of ranks, kits, and a few other things!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPals

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

PixelPals is a server that was built from the ground up! We do our best to improve the Player experience so that every person has a unique and exciting experience that will not be found in any other network, the community was built from the remains of the Pokefreaks Network. Here at PixelPals we have a saying, “A server where you might not be able to pick your Pixels but can always pick your Pals.” and thats it! a bunch of PixelPals started out to make a server and here we are! come join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nywhash network

Arena Pvp, Duels, Ffa, FullPvP, Kit PvP, No Premium, PotionPvP, Practice, PvP, SoupPvP

Nywhash Network 1.7 1.8 PvP Server, ArenaPvP, Practice, PotPvP, SoupPvP, BuildUHC, FFA, KitPvP, Etc…

IP Address: play.nywhash.com

Supported Versions: 1.7.x 1.8.x

Type: Hub – PvP

Website: https://nywhash.com

Cracked (No Premium): Yes

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Potions Brewed:	181
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WickCraft

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

-Spanish speaking community -0% toxicity guaranteed -Notification channel -Auto-Roles -Music channel -Active Staff -We answer all your questions

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tricraft

Factions, MCMMO, Survival

TriCraft is a newer server hosting both factions 1.12.2 and survival updated to the latest version. Currently 1.15.2. We encourage you to jump in and take a look around!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

War network

Ffa, Multiplayer Survival, rp, smp

[b]ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ[/b] ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2021. ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ꜰꜰᴀ, ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴘᴠᴘ. ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴏꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ɪɴᴅɪᴀ, ꜱᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇɢɪᴏɴ. ᴡᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴜɴ ᴀ ᴡɪᴅᴇ ᴠᴀʀɪᴇᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛꜱ, ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴏɴ ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴏʀᴋ.

[b]Q[/b]

[b]ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ɢᴀᴍᴇᴍᴏᴅᴇꜱ:[/b] ᴡᴇ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ ᴀ ᴠᴀʀɪᴇᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ɢᴀᴍᴇᴍᴏᴅᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇᴍᴏᴅᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴜɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ[b]ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ[/b] ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴠɪʙʀᴀɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ ꜱᴛᴀꜰꜰ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ.[b]ᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ɪɴᴅɪᴀ:[/b] ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ɪɴ ɪɴᴅɪᴀ, ꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀɢ-ꜰʀᴇᴇ 99.99% ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ꜰᴛᴀꜰꜰ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀʙᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴍ 50-200 ᴘᴇʀᴅᴀʏ.

[b]ʟɪɴᴋꜱ:[/b]

* ɪᴘ: ᴘʟᴀʏ.ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ.ꜰᴜɴ* ᴘᴏʀᴛ: 19132 (ᴅᴇꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ)* ᴡᴇʙꜱɪᴛᴇ: ᴡᴡᴡ.ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ.ꜰᴜɴ* ꜱᴛᴏʀᴇ: ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ.ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ.ꜰᴜɴ* ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ: ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ.ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ.ꜰᴜɴ* ʜᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ: ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ.ᴡᴀʀɴᴏᴅᴇꜱ.ʜᴏꜱᴛ

ᴡᴇ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SlithSurvival

Economy, Survival

SlithSurvival has been closed forever because of a MAJOR grief that caused a huge lag on the server. So if you want to visit, tough luck.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OrbitMC

Economy

OrbitMC is a fun Minecraft server based on the real world we have towny adds economy to the game we have a lot of fun so come and join.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Haxxsmp

Anarchy

The haxxsmp is an anarchy server with a more story-driven approach. You can set up a base and conquer others, contribute to the wiki, and leave your mark on the server. It has seen roughly 1000 players and the worldsize is near 2GB

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MythiCube

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Towny

We’re a brand new server, looking to build a family! Experienced Staff, Actively Seeking Helpers, Testers, and Players Alike! Features: – Towny – BattlePass – Custom Items, Enchants & MythicMobs – Skills, Jobs & Quests – Starter Kits – RTP & Warps (Pending: Player Submissions Welcome!) – /Back on Death – Homes & TP – /Shop – Auctions/Economy Discord: https://discord.gg/CEvV2fjwWb IP: play.mythicube.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Poke Legends

Economy, Pixelmon

a pixelmon server with a bunch of mods and plugins we are a server that has kits and will be hosting building competitions for cash! well if you like this description join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Synixsmp

Player Ranks, PvP, Ranks, Survival

Welcome to SynixSMP!

SynixSMP is an immersive and thrilling survival Minecraft server that guarantees endless fun and excitement for players of all levels. With a dedicated staff team and a vibrant community, we strive to create the perfect environment for you to thrive in.

Survive and thrive in a carefully crafted survival world where you can build, explore, and conquer. Engage in epic adventures, take on challenging quests, and overcome formidable bosses. With an emphasis on both individual and collaborative play, you can forge alliances, trade with fellow players, or embark on epic battles.

At SynixSMP, we believe in rewarding our players for their dedication and achievements. Unlock a variety of exciting ranks as you progress, each granting you unique perks and abilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting out, our ranks system ensures that everyone can enjoy a sense of progression and accomplishment.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CowCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This is a new server I just started, it is a fairly small and simple server for just survival. Come check it out you might like it! My friends and I are on it right now.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	6355
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WarfareMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock

Minecraft 1.8.x – 1.15.2 server, with multiple custom commands. We offer factions, skyblock, and other game modes coming soon.

» Store: store.WarfareMC.net » Website: WarfareMC.net » Discord: discord.WarfareMC.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.