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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6818 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon! And don’t even get me started on our annual “Troll the Admin” event where players get to prank the server owner with exploding sheep and flying pigs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and disco ball helmets.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run for your life!