Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • He Cucked Minecraft Server

    He Cucked Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

    Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

    Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Euphonium City Minecraft Server

    Euphonium City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

    Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

    Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft Server

    The Anonymous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

    System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

    Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

    So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CivWorld Minecraft server

    CivWorld Minecraft server
    CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

    Arab Oasis Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most scrungly Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just play Minecraft, we live Minecraft. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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