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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8190 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 397942 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3969 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 165 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 400 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!