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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 919 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 55503 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
