Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	6375	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	205
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ores Mined:	6510	Alien Abductions:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	6023

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Runes Activated:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	71

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	184	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RoyaleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑Java: play.royale-mc.com Bedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no more. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly with our concept of vote-to-win! Voting gets you tokens that can be used within the Token Shop to purchase these types of perks! Check out below for more information about RoyaleMC!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.