Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Gems Collected:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ores Mined:	1459	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
New Chunks Explored:	717485	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	New Chunks Explored:	726160

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	79
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crops Grown:	3994

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	876913
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.