Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ratolandia Network

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Vanilla

Brazilian modern minecraft server, with kitpvp, rankup and battle pass! A server with more than 3 years of existence is now back to entertain its players!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Summermc

Op skyblock, Skyblock

SummerMC

SummerMC is a new server with many unique features, SummerMC is a fast growing community supporting all its players within the server.

Info

SkyblocksFree RanksCrates Bosses HarvesterHoe Events VotingChunk CollectorsAnd much more make sure to join us today play.summermc.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Apple Nexus

Mini Games

A server on progrees with different gamemodes and minigames. Whe will eventually add more gamemodes and minigames. Staff Applys are open.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Underworld

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Underworld was built around the world of Sword Art Online: Alicization.

We currently have the support and operate out of a partnered Discord server which is based around Nightcore. Check the Discord link.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vevinite

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

ENGLISH:

A Custom Survival Server with extra plugins and texture pack to customize YOUR experience !

Join Vevinite NOW !

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Survival and Prison !

French :

A custom survival server with additional plugins and texture pack to personalize YOUR experience!

Join Vevinite NOW!

He is a good, friendly waiter with;

Survival and Prison!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MyCityMC

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Towny

A geopolitical towny server with a real world map ! Choose yor jobs , build your town and make your nation!

Fight against other nation or ally with it

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Port Chuu

Survival, Vanilla

We are a friendly, social Discord community. We also have a custom semi-vanilla Minecraft server. Pull up a chair and stay a while!

This server is graylisted, meaning you cannot break any blocks until your application is accepted. Submit a graylist application at https://port.chuu.sh/graylist and we will review your application!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crablands

MCMMO, Multiplayer Survival, Towny

CrabLands is a new server in beta mode. As of right now there is only survival with plugins, but as time goes on there will be many other features added. Come hop in our server and be a part of the journey!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

althangout

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Vanilla

This is a factions server with custom shop keepers that have awesome trades and is a friendly environment. You should totally join tho, if your cool that is. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SlimeFunyCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Come check out our server. The first one to come has an op!!! We have pvp, sumo, and eventually others. We hope you like it here.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ftam classic

Drugs, Economy, Events, Factions, Guns, Modded, Raiding, Technic

FTAM Classic (1.7.10)

Official Server:hub.reforgednetwork.com

Download Link:https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/flans-tech-and-more-reborn

Discord Invite:https://discord.gg/reforgedmc

FTAM Classic is a mashup of the community favorite versions of our custom modpack Flans Tech and More!

Join the Official Server, gather your friends and build a team to attempt world domination!

PvP is always active, with a custom map, custom weapons, custom vehicles, and much more!

Tons of technologial mods to explore, umlimited ways to expand and protect your base

Raid your enemies and take all of their loot!

Dominate the PvP Arena and earn exclusive rewards

Contest PvP events to win unfathomable riches!

Fight custom bosses for epic loot!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DistortedGalaxies

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

DistortedGalaxies – A Cracked Minecraft Server Strafing to premium-like Experience. We offer various gamemodes such as:

You can Request Gamemodes or Features On our socials!

DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/pJBwJRT WEBSITE: distortedgalaxies.com MINECRAFT SERVER: mc.distortedgalaxies.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arctic adventures

Bed wars, Faction Survival, Hunger Games, Kit PvP, Survival

Arctic Adventures is a newly created Minecraft Network, offering a Factions game mode, next to a Survival game mode with Discord-integrated proximity chat, infernal mobs, custom boss fights, more than 60 custom enchantments, economy, MCMMO, and grief prevention in player-claimed areas. For more bloodthirsty players we offer a KitPVP integration with a level up system, leaderboards, buyable kits and more! Join the Arctic Adventures server so you don’t miss a thing!Cross-Play: Java/Bedrock1.8 – 1.20

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MintMC

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

MintMC has three of the funnest Minecraft games out there: – KitPVP – Survival – Skyblock Come join and hang out for one of the best times of your Minecraft experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rainbow Realm

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

What is the server IP for Rainbow realm? The IP address of Rainbow realm Minecraft server is play.rainbowrealm.net How to join Rainbow realm server? Open the game Minecraft, click “Play” button then choose “Multiplayer” option from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and input the textrainbowrealm.coon “Server Address” then hit “Done”. Once the connection is available and turns green you may click on “Join Server” button to play on Rainbow realm. What version does Rainbow realm use? Rainbow realm server supports Minecraft game version: 1.13.x, 1.14.x, 1.15.x, 1.16.x, Bedrock Edition, you may also use any other older or lower versions to connect and play. Where is Rainbow realm located? The Rainbow realm server is currently hosted in Canada.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.