Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KoolKids

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Immersive Factions and Survival Experiance available on Java and Bedrock editions of the game. Come play Minecraft with the Kool Kids, Join Koolkids.servegame.com, TODAY!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RaptorMC

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

RaptorMC Anarconomy An entirely new breed of anarchy -No rules -Raid players bases -Custom enchants -$20 Baltop Payouts -Auction House -Crates -Ranks -Youtube Rank (100 Subs) Discord Server: discord.gg/KsQdFrs

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Betachy Minecraft server

Antispam

Hello Minecraft players!Looking for a unique anarchic server to play without waiting in line for hours?Do you hate Microsoft Player’s security features as much as we do?

If yes, try betachi! The server has been running since 2019 and the world has never been rebooted.Nostalgic gameplay, creativity and chaos meet here.Whatever you want to do, no one can stop you from doing it here!There are many useful chat features: you can color text green by prefixing it with >, and you can create group chats using /party.

-Good luck

IP: betachy.euversion: 1.5.2 Recommended – (probably 1.7.10)website: http://web.betachy.eu

The server also hosts one of the largest beta maps ever created, version 1.7.3.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Madprison

Arena Pvp, Buycraft, Citizens, Clearlag, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Custom Enchants, Kits, op prison, PvPKit

We’re happy to announce the official launch of our server.24th May – 10:00 GMT+0Everything will be wiped and you have another chance to get to the top.

It’s a prison server.

Infinite prestige/rankup, donor ranks, custom enchants, tokens, crates, kits, pvpmine.

We’re looking for players to enjoy and help us to improve our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	120

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Slime World

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Slime World is the newest Slimefun server, full of new gadgets and machinery to build all sorts of new items. Come mine spawners, explore caves and mines, set up the largest coal farm, or make all kinds of exotic foods….or just build your claimed base however you like. Lots of special and rare items, crates and keys and voting perks! Don’t miss out on the funnest Minecraft experience….Slimefun at Slime World! We also have and Open Beta towny server for your enjoyment!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3846	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vagmemes

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The best Arabic Server for PvP, Feel free to join this Server and try it out!(PvP, SkyPvP, RedstonePvP, 1vs1, Skywars)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HoldGrand Minecraft server

Our server offers players an exciting survival experience in the world of Minecraft, using various plugins that add new features and improve the gameplay. We strive to create a friendly and fun environment for all players, regardless of their experience level.

Our server supports Minecraft versions from 1.20.51 to 1.20.60, which allows players to enjoy all the new features and functionality that have been added to these versions. We are constantly updating our server to provide the best gaming experience for our players.

Telegram https://t.me/holdgrandnews

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crystalland network

Balanced Economy, Economy, PvP, PvP Survival, Survival

CrystalLand offers several game modes, including Survival and Skyblock . Each game mode has its own unique features and challenges, providing players with a diverse range of gameplay experiences. The server also offers custom-made maps and arenas for players to explore and enjoy, as well as a range of plugins and mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

CrystalLand is known for its friendly and welcoming community, with players from different backgrounds and age groups coming together to enjoy Minecraft. The server has a team of staff members who monitor player behavior and address any issues or concerns that may arise, ensuring that the server remains a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Features:➣ Survival Network➣ Crossplay (Java + Bedrock/PE)➣ Cracked Support➣ Economy System➣ Land Claim➣ Shop➣ Teleport➣ Powerful Armors In Cheap➣ Awesome Crates➣ Premium Perks➣ Displayable Ranks➣ Activity Rewards➣ Starter Kits➣ 99% Uptime➣ 24/7 Discord Support

Start youe New Epic journey With CrystalLand Season 1

IP: play.crystalland.xyzPort: 25888

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Official PC Gamer Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Survival

We’re a multi-world vanilla survival server that’s been around since the days of alpha. We’re currently on 1.15, and currently have an active survival and creative world, with a factions world in the works! Join our discord at discord.pcgmcus.com to stay up to date!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ObsidianMC -Survival- -Minigames-

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ObsidianMC! The server is based around a survival server with custom land claim and economy. Play minigames like survival games, paintball, mob arena to earn money in the survival world. Grow your lands, invite players to join and rule the server! We have Jobs, Wars, and Gladiator fights that can earn you money too. Come join today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ores Mined:	969
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

✨Pro100craft✨ Minecraft server

Welcome everyone to our beginner server PRO100CRAFT!

Here you will find a lot of interesting things and here you can play with all the amenities. We have no lags and good administration that will help you with your problem. With us you will not find cheaters, because we block them and you can play peacefully with your friends.

If you like the server, then you can easily go to it.

Have a good game!

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pro100craft

● IP: 194.147.90.220

● Port: 19132

VK group: https://vk.com/pro100crafts

> Version: 1.1.

-> Pro100Craft is a simple server with many plugins where you just need to survive and play with your friends.

◎ Donate Pro100Craft: Pro100Craft.ru

We are waiting exactly for you!

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	5485	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Youfhoria

Authme, Cracked, Crates, Economy, Free Ranks, Giveaways, Land Claim, Simi Vanilla, smp, Survival

New great Vanilla-SMP-Server, for 1.9.x – 1.19.x!

> Economy> No pay to win> Landclaims> Mining Dimensions> Events & Giveaways> Free-to-Play ranks> Welcoming community

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Craftdutch

Raiding, Survival

Survival server with custom recipes, quests and season rewards. Nice, anti-toxic community and staff.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Prison

Prison, PvE, PvP

The Prison is a server wich puts its focus on prison themed gamemodes. Ofcourse we launched with a Non-OP prison server wich takes you back in time when Op Prisons wasnt a thing. Non-Op Prison Features:

A oldschool prison experience 26 Ranks & multiple prestiges Crates Unique plotworld A easy to learn gamemode

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

❤️ Minfi ❤️ – ✅ 1.20.4 ✨ Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, Large Online, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival, Vanilla

Hello traveler! The Minfi server is waiting for you if you want adventure! Vanilla survival without unnecessary plugins, no griefing, responsive administration 18+. Developed server economy. Auctions and personal stores of players. Huge medieval spawn!

Exciting anticipation and wonderful results!

Congratulations to all the players of the project, tonight we switched to version 1.19.2! ?

We were among the first to do this in the CIS, is there anything to brag about?

We will continue to constantly update content and are not going to linger on old versions. Everything that the developers of our favorite game will create (and even more) you will see on Our server!

Congratulations to everyone on the new version and wish you a pleasant game on the best server – Minfi!

⚙Changelog:

1) Complete transition to version 1.19.2 ✅

2) The world of Hell and End has been wiped ✅

3) Do the portals to and from Hell begin to connect correctly?

4) Server optimization has been greatly improved, are teleports between all worlds faster?

There may be minor bugs and some functions not working, please report them in the comments to this post.

PS we are constantly working on updates.

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To keep up to date with the news, go to the conversation of the project players!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.