Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hylead Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

We are a Minecraft server with an extensive community of players, dedicated to offering the best experience with our game modes, always innovating with new features. Join Hylead and enter a different and renewed environment, we always hope that you have a good time on the server, and your stay here is the best. We are NOT PREMIUM and you can enter through versions 1.8.x to 1.15.x

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Questmine

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Questmine is a Friendly Semi-Vanilla/Spigot Server With a friendly and active staff and player base Explore the Large survival world with friends and family! Are you tired of playing on servers where the Moderators abuse their power or worse they completely ignore you? WHO DOES THAT? on Questmine we are committed to giving the best player experience we can!

with features such as… -Discord Polls -Active and Helpful staff -Active Discord -In-Depth Staff Support -Paid and Earned Ranks

Join Questmine Today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kringrad Minecraft server

Server with a medieval theme, come in and leave your mark on history.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Xtnepiz

Kingdom, PvP

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Nepiz is a network of Minecraft server’s where both java and mobile players can play. We are a growing Minecraft community so we are improving our server day by day. Our Aim is to grow the Minecraft community & provide a enjoyable Minecraft server to you all 😊

Join our Discord server for more info – https://discord.gg/DvEkfjUE34

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dracos

Economy, Survival

Started at the height of the 2020 Quarantine as a place for people to chill while trapped at home it has slowly been turned into a functional Server but without compromising on those goals.

Also. Absoultely NO Pay to Win! Thank god!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MagicalSpark

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A server made by the production of ToonyStudio’s this is a server that will open soon and will have custom game modes free ranks ans custom event so stay tuned when we open

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LUNTIK TOP PLAYER Minecraft server

Antispam

Hello Minecraft players!

Looking for a unique anarchic server to play without waiting in line for hours?

Do you hate Microsoft Player’s security features as much as we do?

If yes, try betachi! The server has been running since 2019 and the world has never been rebooted.

Nostalgic gameplay, creativity and chaos meet here.

Whatever you want to do, no one can stop you from doing it here!

There are many useful chat features: you can color text green by prefixing it with >, and you can create group chats using /party.

-Good luck

IP: betachy.eu

version: 1.5.2 Recommended – (probably 1.7.10)

website: http://web.betachy.eu

The server also hosts one of the largest beta maps ever created, version 1.7.3.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Enderiumpvp

Server IP: enderiumpvp.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CryoVision

Skyblock

Just a new server looking for players.plz join the Discord server the invite codes is it the Discord link

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

600DvD anarchy server Minecraft

pirate server of anarchy without rules

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	484	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Evamc

Balanced Economy, op prison

A fresh OP Prison gameplay with unique elements is available in EvaMC Prison. Players can take use of systems and rewards like tokens, automatic selling, upgradeable pickaxes, and quarrys. You can start a new voyage and gain prestige faster by unlocking these features. The intensity and excitement of the game are increased by daily events and giveaways. Join now to begin your journey.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crimsons Survival And Minigames

Mini Games, Survival

i hope you have fun on my server there is only survival and a shooting range right now but i will add more minigames in a bit.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survival server for subscribers Minecraft server

f1.aurorix.net:31086 – Temporary IP

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nightmc

Creative, Minetopia, Survival

NightMC Network

We are a Dutch network. We offer the game modes MineTopia, Creative and Survival. We are currently not open yet but feel free to join the discord we will open very soon. Hopefully see you soon at Nightmc!

Mvg, Lead NightMC

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KoolKids

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Immersive Factions and Survival Experiance available on Java and Bedrock editions of the game. Come play Minecraft with the Kool Kids, Join Koolkids.servegame.com, TODAY!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.