Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BRAZIL Network

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A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Chaotic Network

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IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Ores Mined:	4468

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	2130
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2