Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8524
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Farms Harvested:	147
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6953
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8937
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Buildings Constructed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	612869	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	165	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	5846	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	9849
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Votes:	1516	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crops Grown:	4647	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	New Chunks Explored:	746842
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18

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Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	132
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org