Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Votes:	6106	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Votes:	2608	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Potions Brewed:	83	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	816657	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7720	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9202	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Runes Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5225
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Farms Harvested:	805	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	769885	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net