Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

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Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1208	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2537
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	389716

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	2864	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	14369	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Ores Mined:	1855
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crops Grown:	5164
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Animals Bred:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Love Letters Sent:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ores Mined:	6149
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4138	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Items Found:	6548	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7878	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net