Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

PrisonRC

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

PrisonRC

prison.reborncraft.biz

BmailPvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

198.24.162.90

Neuland Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	658	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9672	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4380
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Distopia.omgcraft.fr

Creative Temper

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

108.166.172.85

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	4149
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	5611	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	135
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9430
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	202	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	14

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8026	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

pvp.thearchon.net