Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	1384
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	6831	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Votes:	8889	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchantments Applied:	207	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	New Chunks Explored:	249162
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	5027
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Villages Defended:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	9992	Dragons Tamed:	0

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	241	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	741
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7578	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org