Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	4075	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	6970	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3649	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29
Votes:	915	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Spears Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	8432	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	3974
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	167	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	7775	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Zombie Dances:	7	Emeralds Found:	9669
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

sky-network.eu