Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	243	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	153
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4335	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	133	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	4189	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop