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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 749 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!
But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.
So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!