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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 707 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 73 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!