Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteorites Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	62	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Gems Collected:	21
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crops Grown:	9145
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Villages Defended:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3989
Villages Defended:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.