Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	5699
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3530
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	5137
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	505295
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.