Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6339

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Lunar Survival Multiplayer [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP] {1.18.2} {Active Community} {HermitCraft-Like} {Economy} {BUILDERS-NEEDED}Server IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyzLunar Survival is a popular up and coming Semi-Vanilla Minecraft multiplayer server! Here are some of the features that this server offers: • The server is Semi-Vanilla meaning we offer some extra commands to our players to make their time on our server just a little easier and more fun! Here are some examples of such commands: /home, /tpa, /sit, /rtp, /seen, /playtime• Players can set up and establish their bases anywhere they want in the world! And, make anything they wish! • Set up shops in the server’s Shopping District as apart of our player run economy! You can sell items or services to other members of the server to make a profit! Allowing you to buy from others! •We have a friendly and active community on the Minecraft server and our ever-growing discord server! Our Discord also has many fun bots and appealing features like reaction roles!• Many plug-ins have been installed to give our players a more enjoyable experience while they are on our server. We also have active staff and an arsenal of logging and restoring plugins to protect the server from hackers, griefers and thieves so no need to worry about your base or shop being destroyed or stolen from• We are always keeping our eyes open for new staff, we are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to get to know it. However currently we are open for new builders applicants. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our discord server: discord.gg/KzGvkFpYT9

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	157	Emeralds Found:	7202
Farms Harvested:	314	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2205	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

What does Ardania have to offer? -> A freebuild construction world (20,000×20,000) with a capital -> Farm worlds (Nether, End and Normal) -> Currency system, jobs/professions and shops -> A promotion system with newcomers, players & regulars -> Home points, player portals, guild portals and world hub -> An event world with some minigames like Mobarena, Spleef and others -> A dungeon world with different instances -> A PvP world and a Jump’N’Run world -> Building contests or community projects in the creative building world -> More features like weddings, guilds and much more!Server-IP: Server.Ardania.de Website: Ardania.de Discord: Discord.Ardania.de

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Animals Bred:	120	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	68

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5438	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.