Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1799	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discord: http://discord.redsresort.com/Red’s Resort Aims to offer a Balanced and Refined Survival Experience and a Community to Chill and Hangout.~ ~ ~ Survival ~ ~ ~ Hard Difficulty 18 Ranks Homes & Teleport /tpa Jobs Auction House Residence Quickshop (Chest shops) Player Markets & Server Shop Vote Crates mcMMO

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	3616	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

– 24/7 uptime! – A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community! – NPC & community-driven gyms! – 24-hr support ticket system! – A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members – DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny! – Discord contests and giveaways! – RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards! – Great donor perks and rewards! – Weekly events and minigames open to all players! – Nations – No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends!So what are you waiting for?! Come join our growing family at **play.thenodemc.com**!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2552
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x. Why not come and explore our servers. You can also choose from Minigames (Park Age), Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial (survival), or our Dark Server, a twist on survival. If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Industrial, Oneblock & Skyblock). * Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings – all servers. * Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests. * Go mining, discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs. * Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny Industrial Oneblock & Skyblock). * Rise to the challenge of our other in-game quests/challenges. * Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish etc. We are looking forward to saying hello.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Mines Excavated:	4920
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Animals Bred:	131
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Dragon Eggs Found:	1518
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.