Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Apocalyptic Gaming Network(AGN) was founded in 2010, AGN is a multi-server modded/vanilla Minecraft network hosting 30+ servers.We are hosting one of the most popular modpacks such as Hexxit & Hexxit 2 & Hexxit Updated, Tekkit & Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends, Tekxit 2 & 3 & 3.14 PI, RLCraft, The 1.12.2 Pack, and many more which you can see here https://www.apocgaming.org/servers . We love interacting with people, while having a very dedicated player base and staff. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as:– Factions (Voltz Only) & GriefPrevention (Custom Made) & Towny – Economy/Shops/Rewards including Kits/Keys/Crates/Vote Rewards (Custom Plugin) – Dozens of worlds to explore & Bungeecord Network(Custom Made) – Global Chat/Mail/Messaging (Custom Plugin) – Active Discord Server – 24/7 Active Staff in game and on Discord & 24/7 Uptime – Minimal banned items (each server has less than 10 banned items)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9890	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ores Mined:	1061	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1984
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Animals Bred:	171	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SERVER IP: join.mineheroes.org[JUST RESET] MineHeroes Server Gamemodes: – [NEW] OneBlock – Survival SMP – Factions – SkyBlock / OPSkyBlock – Prison – Creative – 1v1 PvP Duels / OPPVP – Daily & Weekend Events[Version 1.7-> 1.16+/LATEST]

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9037	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Buildings Constructed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.