Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9446
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	562	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchantments Applied:	150	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5170
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Hi And Welcome To Megga-Craft We Have A Multi Server Network With Creative Server/Survival/SlimeFun We Are BEDROCK & JAVA Supported! ~Friendly Server ~SlimeFun ~1.20.4 Version ~Mob waves in our arena ~Voting Rewards ~An Achievement System Active ~Mini Games Coming Soon To Our Hub! ~Grief Prevention ~Claim Land ~Player Shops ~Eco Currency Many Many More……We Have More Servers Opening Very Soon! See You There!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	500

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	478
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Potions Brewed:	101
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2094

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
New Chunks Explored:	249700	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	361624	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Towns Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.