Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	96815	Love Letters Sent:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Crops Grown:	7495
Farms Harvested:	520	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Enchantments Applied:	289	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	9269	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server Minecraft Indonesia Java & Bedrock ° Survival – Economy RPG ° Gacha ° And Others²

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!