Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	5761	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	645133
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	7773
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for a vanilla SMP server based around Vivecraft and the VR experience come check us out! Our server features Lands for grief protection, daily quests, loot crates, minigames (including a climbey course, mob arena, paintball, and more!), jobs, and a creative world. Our core plugins use chest GUI’s which makes playing in VR a breeze!Our server’s goal is to provide a great Minecraft experience for both VR & Non-VR players.Nornia- The longest running Vivecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6435	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.