Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3684	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.