Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Towns Built:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	5749

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MildSeven FFA Community

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EpriMC

Survival

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Current minigames:[RELEASED20THJULY[RELEASED20THJULY – spliff – hunger games(will be released later) – kit pvp About our plugins: – LWC to protect signs/chests/doors – Own region protections powered by AreaProtect – Logblock is to track players and rollback griefers – Buycraft handles donations ( /donate command) – FloAuction for player ran economy using auction system Ofcourse we got many other cool plugins but they arent so important

Server is completely ran just by donations. To help us pay for the server computer(s) you can donate at http://eprimc.buycraft.net/ .

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VitalFactions

Please Join!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	273

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rising Hero

This is server is made for the Rising Hero in you! Ride dragons and pvp. Also there is an economy, where you can eventually become rich!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.