Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SableCraft Revived

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	862
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DryNetwork

apply, Discord, DryNetwork, Minecraft, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

ai, another, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Chinkino, computer science, deep learning, Demo, demonstration, digital transformation, Future Tech, innovation, intelligent systems, Limit, Limit demo, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, robotics, smp, software, Technology, virtual reality

Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SisterWifeWeddingCraft

affair accusations, blended family, controversy, Crossroads, Decision making, family approval, Grief, Guilt, judgment, late wife’s sister, love, marrying, moral dilemma, parenting, relationship, remarriage, SisterWifeWeddingCraft, societal norms, support system, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, Closure in relationships, emotional detachment, emotional growth, Emotional healing, emotional maturity, healing from a breakup, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting go of the past, love, LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP, moving on, relationships, Releasing attachments, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of falling out of love

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NostalgicCraft2016

2016, emotional, Events, fashion, historical moments, looking back, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, nostalgic, NostalgicCraft2016, past, Politics, pop culture, Reflection, sentiment, social media, Technology, trends, year

Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2060	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Finger Fumble Craft

console, controller, Craft, Finger, fumble, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming habits, gaming peripherals, gaming preferences, gaming setup, gaming techniques, habits, hand coordination, index finger, left click, Mouse, muscle memory, PC, primary actions, right trigger, video games

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ores Mined:	7254	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	137

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

Anime, death metal, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Imperium of Man, Japanese vtuber, Minecraft, Music, PIXEL, Reaper, Saint Mori Calliope, Sci Fi, Server, Singer, Streamer, underworld, Virtual idol, virtual singer, virtual streamer, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1733

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

austrian, Austrian economics, Austrian economist, Austrian school of economics, capitalism, economic philosophy, economic principles, economics, economics theory, free market, girl, Hawk, Hawk TUAH girl, Hayek, Individualism, laissez-faire, libertarian, ludwig, Ludwig Von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Ludwig von Misesian, Minecraft, Misesian, rothbard, rule, smp, Tuah, Von

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

advice, creativity, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, innovation, inspiration, Life, life hack, Life skills, motivation, organization, personal development, PRO, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, strategies, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9527	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3260	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.