Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Shroomcraft

    Shroomcraft

    Hello Shroomies! S2 is now officially out!! The new IP is MC.shroom-network.com. Thanks for everyone’s patience! Here’s what new -Harsher economy -Smaller spawn due to lag -Official crates -Everything is reset -A fresh and cleaner look -Envoys within 1k of spawn -An event server that contains more than 3 events Please let us know if you have any feedback, especially the shop as we are testing a new economy. Thanks to all!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LegacyAZ

    LegacyAZ

    -=-LegacyAZ-=- *NEW PRISON SERVER* *NEEDS STAFF* *MINE AWAY* *WEEKLY GIVEAWAYS* *KEYALLS* -=-JOIN NOW!-=-

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Coffey MineCraft

    Coffey MineCraft

    Fun PVE, no Grief, survival server. Visit the web site at: http://coffey-minecraft.com (Build in process)

    Come join the fun! And some fun with Dogs.

    -Coffey

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lifesteal survival

    Lifesteal survival

    Hello, we are a completely new independent server eager to grow together with its community.

    We are in the ALPHA phase and we hope you can play with us, if you have any complaints, questions, errors, or whatever, enter the discord and let us know 😀

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Metro Factions

    Metro Factions

    Welcome to Metro! Listed here is the Factions server out of our network.

    I’ve aimed to fulfill the community aesthetically by providing a server that looks and feels like home. We’re jam-packed with custom enchantments, earnable custom kits and crates, insane custom items, an economy built by an economics student, wager 1v1s, and more. I release new updates & Drop Parties every Friday. We’re built entirely off of the community’s requests.

    For the people, by the people! Hope to see you soon!

    Join our Discord by using /discord in-game! 🙂

    Our website: http://survivemetro.net Owner: Twitters | Brams#0925

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7185 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SDpark – Minecraft Server

    SDpark – Minecraft Server

    Get on an exciting roller coaster, spin around in the teacups or play a game of SkyWars!

    The SDpark is a working Amusement Park Server made in Minecraft. Visit one of the many attractions, or play a mini-game such as SkyWars or SkyBlock. We have it all!

    The SDpark Team wishes you a lot of fun on the server!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4084 Dragon Eggs Found: 4074

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ecoredux

    Ecoredux

    EcoRedux

    Information:

    EcoRedux is a Crossplay Bedrock and Java SMP Towny/Factions Server!

    The Server is Similar to the Big java Servers SMPEarth and EarthMC and is a SMP With Towny (A Factions kind of System but Suited for more Earth Servers!)

    discord.ecoredux.net

    > Join EcoRedux! It is a Minecraft BEDROCK AND JAVA Edition Earth Server!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MOGL

    MOGL

    About: The most advanced game of life in Minecraft, MOGL incorporates elements of GTA and The Sims but offers much, much more. Create a business empire, become a crime lord, or run for Mayor. Build your own home, roleplay with friends, and uncover the secrets of our world!

    Stock Market Player Businesses & Corporations Realistic Vehicles w/ Drifting Advanced Cooking System Gangs, Gang Wars, Arson, Prison

    AND MUCH MORE…

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eternitysmp

    Eternitysmp

    Welcome to EternitySMP!

    We have lots of packed feature to make survival fun! join us today, and make some shops or join your friends on a expedition.

    – Vote Tiers– No p2w kits or ranks– And so much more

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Star Shards Collected: 113

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnEasyAlliance

    UnEasyAlliance

    It’s simple: You want to play Survival Minecraft. You want people who aren’t cheating to play with or maybe even against. You hate those typical factions plugins with claiming land and tpa commands. You want as close to vanilla experience as possible while also having zero rules in the game world itself?

    Uneasy Alliance is your server. We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. Join UneasyAlliance.com today, good luck. Join our official discord to get in touch with the community and staff. https://discord.uneasyalliance.com

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • dotMINE

    dotMINE

    Swedish minecraft server with survival, towny, creative, funland, kitpvp and vanilla. Players of all ages and from all parts of the world.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Timemc

    Timemc

    ➤ A fun Lifesteal server ➤ Friendly Community and Friendly Staff ➤ No Lag and 24/7 ➤ Active Community ➤ Exciting Weekly Events ➤ Exciting Ranks with Cool perks ➤ Keeps You Updated

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SnifWorld

    SnifWorld

    A amazing survival server! This server includes: -Ranks! -A claiming system -Amazing and Nice Staff -memes -And An Overall Fun Experience! Shop Link: snifworldshop.buycraft.net

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Emeralds Found: 1872

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhantasiaCraft

    PhantasiaCraft

    We have rebuild the themepark Phantasialand in Bruhl. Diffrent attractions are also working. Come and join our network today!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minenox

    Minenox

    Hello everyone, I hope you are well. Welcome to my minecraft server Minenox with our first game mode which is Survival Vanilla, why vanilla and not custom, because I wanted to create something simple. I wanted to create this for new or veteran players to try minecraft 1.20 alone, with friends or someone you meet on the server, I just do it for you to enjoy. I have tried every way possible to reduce lag and make it the best experience for you, I have seen that many only like a vanilla Survival and never find it or it is poorly optimized. Also, the same players have said that they can’t afford a server or don’t know how to create one. With this is what I wanted to bring to the best community of all video games created to date.

    See you at minenox.net

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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